Girl-on-Girl Is Hot: Miss Stevenson's Freudian Excuse for being a pedophile is that when she was young her uncle forced her and her sister to kiss while he took pictures (though due to her warped sense of morals, she doesn't see this as abuse).Gag Boobs: In Cartman's parody of the crew from Dog the Bounty Hunter, Dog's well-endowed female assistant, Beth, is replaced with a preadolescent girl whose breasts completely obscure her face.Felony Misdemeanor: Cartman's motivation for helping Kyle arrest Miss Stevenson he wants her punished for making out in the hallway without a hall pass.
Stevenson's and Ike's relationship starts to bloom, we are treated to scenes of her taking him out to dinner, to a skating rink, a sunset picnic, a ride on a duck boat, an artist drawing a picture of them, a merry-go-round, and finally, to her home as "Can't Fight This Feeling" plays throughout the whole thing. It helps that Cartman is acting on his heroic side this time, even though he's doing Right for the Wrong Reasons and acting on Skewed Priorities.
Censored Title: Sometimes shortened to "Miss Teacher.".Call-Back: Cartman's hatred of gingers is mentioned again.An Aesop: An adult having a sexual relationship with a child is rape, period, no matter how "mature" the child is, and a sexual predator doesn't cease to be a sexual predator because she's a conventionally attractive woman.